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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Thom's first time

myspace is so fucking terrible... I've tried to post this, like, a million times, and it will. not. work. I've tried at least twice anyway. So now I'm trying here. So that I can copy and paste it over there. So the people involved will actually see it. Maybe.
This one's only here for posterity's sake...

And this here's the chicken noodle soup...

with a soda on the side...

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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

speaking of shooting the moon... hands like this almost seem unfair...

Monday, June 25, 2007

Hearts...

I've been playing Hearts lately.
Perhaps too much.
But it's just provided me with a decent metaphor.

I like trying to shoot the moon... one day I'll win in only 4 hands... maybe.

Not the point. The metaphor.

So, you're sitting there with, say, all the Aces, the top 5 hearts, the King and Queen of Spades, the Jack of Clubs and, like, 2 throw away cards. Take the opening hand with the Ace of Clubs which pulls in the King and Queen... then sluff the 3 of Spades on hand 2... and, sure enough, the jackass to your right just happens to be spadeless and drops a Heart.

That moment right there is the beginning of my Hearts Metaphor for Life.
Where you just know that everything that comes next is pointless and that you're just going through the motions. I was just feeling kind of hopeless about my motions in life. They're not really taking me where I want them too, but it doesn't seem like there's a way to actually get to where I want to be. So it's just a matter of going through the motions until you die.

It's that same stupid hopelessness that seems to affect loads of people tho. Nothing special. But it did remind me of playing Hearts... which I enjoy. So perhaps I'll go do those motions again.

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Monday, June 11, 2007

SANTIAGO, Chile

Scientists have discovered a potentially marketable contraceptive in the venom of Chile’s black widow spider, whose bite is fatal to many but can also cause prolonged, painful and involuntary erections in men.

The spider’s bite can kill children and the elderly, but among strong young farmers it leads to erections that can last for days and involve involuntary ejaculations.

At the end of the ordeal, the man is left sexually energized and feels physically stronger, the saying goes.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18984762/from/ET/

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